Chandni’s Story

thomas started to write this story, but then, he decided he had better things to do, so Chandni took over for him.

 

 

I’m cool. I’m Asian. I am Asian. I’m an Asian. I’m cool. I am Asian. I am Asian. I am Asian.

So thought the office nerd employed at a company called Idiotco.

They only employed idiots. They also employed racist people named THOMAS! After Thomas got on everyone’s nerves, however, idiots again dominated the company. One night, when they had their annual redneck/chicken barbeque, they went out in a pink Hummer with “Idiotco.” On the side. Unfortunately, Thomas was the driver. He crashed the vehicle within ten minutes, destroying multiple trees and a city park in the process. AS the graduate looked at his crashed car, he sighed,

U SUCK hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Muahahahahahahaha Muahahahahahahaha Whahahahahahahahahahahaha

Love,

UR Worst Pizza Topping

And that’s when the teacher took up the note, read it to the class, burned it, swept up the ashes, and told Thomas never to do that again.

He did it again. The note started:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Shift one shift 1 11111111111111shift one!!!!!!

Little did he know, there was a *pipe bomb* implanted in the “shift” key. This pipe bomb held the future for all of mankind and withheld the great power of destiny! Tick, tick, BOOM! The world unraveled into a mess of pink fog within seconds. Time as we knew it had become a big mass of nothing. All clocks disappeared. There was a black hole where Big Ben used to be. All people on Earth looked up one last time, and then were covered by more fog. They all turned into cavemen.